joke Re: We have no privacy anymore

are all yours body fluids ok? (...purity of essences)

"Unlisted" ha scritto nel messaggio news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

We have no privacy anymore. > > I live in the country with no nearby neighbors. All day we had heavy > rain, and my farm animals needed their feed. At 3am, the rain finally > stops, so I go outdoors and begin feeding my animals. > > I'm half a mile from the house, when suddenly I have to take a shit. I > should mention that I'm elderly and cant hold it like I could when I was > younger. > > OK, It's 3:30 am, no one can see me (I think). I always keep a roll of, > toilet paper in my farm truck. So I drop my pants and begin taking a > shit. Almost immediately an airplane shows up in the sky, and flies > right over me. > > I knew instantly it was filming me. I'm 99% sure it was a plane owned by > Google or Facebook. Both of which are the biggest threat to our private > lives. (And I dont use either of them). > > Luckily I was able to duck under a nearby tree to finish my shit. > > We have no privacy anymore. Not even on our own land in the middle of > the night. BEWARE. And above all, DO NOT use Google or Facebook. Also > beware of Amazon, because they also spy on private people. > >
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"delo" wrote in news:qlat44$10ii$1 @gioia.aioe.org:

Why? Do you want to give it a fool cavity search?

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