I am now member of IEEE

See, like wot it says in my new e-mail address.

All you n****rs, chinks and indians will have to wait while IEEE updates its dirtybase before you can send me viagra adverts.

I am now an Professional.

DNA

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Genome
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martin

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martin griffith

Sno-o-o-o-ort!

...Jim Thompson

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|  James E.Thompson, P.E.                           |    mens     |
|  Analog Innovations, Inc.                         |     et      |
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Jim Thompson

Then *be* professional and say "I are now an professional".

Doncha remember this old saw? graduate: "Four years ago I didn't know what an engineeer was. Now I are one."

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Michael

I was a professional for a couple of years, then I decided that I didn't like paying to be professional, so now I am unprofessional.

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The Real Andy

"Jim Thompson" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

You are just unhappy because you spent all your money on some rusty oil drums what you thought was a barbecue and cannot afford to be a professional like what I am.

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Genome

This reminds me that, if and when I become worthy, I will have to let a cat own me.

Koooooor, give us a stroke then........;.....

Luverly!!!!

DNA

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Genome

Thank you for pointing out that I am being too intellygent. This must be why I always fail them jobs where I get to fix fruit machines because the boss feels threatened about my oral sex skills and how I might use them on his wife.

Now I arm one.

Don't suppose you want to reveal a bit of masonary whilst your on the scene?

DNA

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Genome

I did not join the ITrippleE to pull.

I joined to become a Professional.

Now I am one.

DNA

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Genome

Tell me about it.

$67 gets me a shitload of wank mags from the local purveyor of news and the IEEE sends me a letter with a brochure with a bunch of not engineers noncing about in nice trousers and shirts without getting their t*ts or knobs out.

DNA

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Genome

The "rusty drum" is my smoker. The BBQ is stainless steel.

...Jim Thompson

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Jim Thompson

All that just so you can get kwolified to fix photocopiers?

BTW found a vid of MP

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in a happy mood

martin

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martin griffith

Groucho Marx said it best... "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members"

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maxfoo

[snip]

Larkin is a good cook, too ;-)

...Jim Thompson

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|  James E.Thompson, P.E.                           |    mens     |
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Jim Thompson

Oh go on.... I'll take a guess before I click on it.

Mary Peters isn't it?

Wales excuse for....... bugger.

I seriously hope the spicks go rob your land because I know you have not got a link to the Edwina Currie French Knickers Video.

DNA

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Genome

"Jim Thompson" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

Of course he is. I have already pointed out that he is delusional about his dustbin being a building and now you have to turf him out of it so you can cook stuff in it.

See, it all begins to make sense if you choose to be a professional like what I am.

DNA

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Genome

I run screeming "Eieeeeee!" because a *PRO* is out to get me! Hellllllppppppppppppp!

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Robert Baer

US$12.33 gets you 1 years subscription to playboy (if you are in the US)

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but I know of much better rags that dont cost much more in aussie $. Bet your IEEE mag membership aint that cheap.

I weighed up the odds and decided that I can get better value for money from google images. Fuck the IEEE, i bet they all spend your dollars on google images too.

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The Real Andy

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people who quote Groucho Marx or other Mexicans, I have much better quotes"

Zeppo

DNA

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Genome

Harpo had the best quotes.

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maxfoo

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