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How to tell if you are qualified to post to sci.electronics.design

HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE QUALIFIED TO POST TO SCI.ELECTRONICS.DESIGN

While sitting in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles at the ankle.

While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

If your foot continues smoothly making clockwise circles, you are qualified to post to sci.electronics.design.

If your foot stops or pauses, you you are not qualified to post to sci.electronics.design and need to go elsewhere.

If your foot reverses direction, you have moderate brain damage.

If you try it again and your foot still reverses direction even though you are ready for it, you have severe brain damage.

If you realize that you started out making counterclockwise clockwise circles at the ankle, you cannot follow simple instructions and thus should get into management.

I hope this helps.

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Ok, does that mean we won't be seeing much of you any more? :)

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Jamie

I might add : If you feel that MI5 persecutes you, you're not qualified.

Reply to
sdeyoreo

...Or if you sell fake Fendi handbags, Gucci shoes, etc...

Although, that said, if you can pass the test given above, there's always the tryouts for the remake of "Grease". You could be the next John Travolta?

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mpm

In that instance, you are not qualified to even be at a PC workstation, much less posting in Usenet.

You need a room at the looney bin, where the MI5 team can come visit you in the night. :-]

Reply to
ChairmanOfTheBored

Unlikely. Brits never work overtime.

John

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John Larkin

MI5 has more than one shift, so it would not be OT for the night crew.

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ChairmanOfTheBored

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dnicke

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Pathetic.

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Michael A. Terrell

On the other hand, if you feel that Einstein was a dummie and you are clearly smarter than he was as proved by your theory that demonstates that relativity in any of it's forms is totally bogus, THEN clearly you are ready to join the multitudes here!

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Benj

I see you're participating?

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Jamie

We do not need a seminar on filtering.

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ChairmanOfTheBored

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