I like that one part. If I had to worry about it I would have to cause a st ir...
See they got a line in there for "Amount you overpaid" and then one for "Am ount you would like refunded to you".
Now on that one line of course comes from tax records, but the other asks " How much would you like...".
Well the answer is obvious, I think I would like $ 17,000,000 this year. Th ank you. I will be awaiting the check.
Ha, onetime I had a dilemma, made too much and had W-2s, W-1099s and UI. I had three ways to figure it out, each would possibly get past them. One the y owed me money. Another was about even and the really right way I owed the m. So what's the best way to cheat on taxes ? Let the IRS do it. I wrote in big letters "DO IT FOR ME" and sent it in with all the forms n shit, and t hey figured it out in my favor and included a check.
If they ever want to bug me and say I cheated what do you think I would say ? (I'm thinking "so sue yourself") :-)