Electronics PUNS!

I was LED to believe it was a good time for this thread...

Jade

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Daedalus
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I believe you'll find considerable resistance to the idea.

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smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

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mimus

On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:07:02 -0400, mimus transparently proposed:

I have little capacitance for puns.

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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
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Aratzio

You should try to go with the flow.

Jade

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Daedalus

On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:30:05 -0400, Daedalus transparently proposed:

They fail to turn on my junction.

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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
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Aratzio

They're for people less grounded.

Jade

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Daedalus

On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 13:31:44 -0400, Daedalus transparently proposed:

Their circuits do not integrate.

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Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
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Aratzio

You should try to induct them.

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"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
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Art Deco

They're cross with me because diode them money.

Jade

Reply to
Daedalus

Just send them into reverse bias.

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"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
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Art Deco

Art Deco wrote in news:300420071211422354% snipped-for-privacy@caballista.org:

Their collector was shorted.

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T. Ling Yu

My stomach just does flip-flops when I read puns.

When I saw this Thread I thought I had Diode and gone to heaven. But soon Rectified the situation when I saw the level of punniness. This Phase soon passed. I was no longer CHOKEd up and I found no more impedance to my progress.

I hope I Have some users in awe and shock with my own ability to generate puns. I hope soon to be under go the process of induction into the Pun Hall of Fame. (that's just a long wave across the parking lot from the Aratzio Hall Flames

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Bob Officer

I got a charge out of your positive post!

Jade

Reply to
Daedalus

LOL

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Niemadre

T. Ling Yu pinched out a steaming pile of:

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Watts all this then???

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§ñühw¤£f

The current pun thread. It's been a polarizing one.

Jade

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Daedalus

I got some....

It took me a few minutes to come up with these groaners..

-- My brother dresses up like a girl. I call him my transister.

IC U8 all the chips.

LED blinkers make me circuit bored.

It's shocking at the how often I electrocute myself.

I like Kraft marconi and cheese.

Try not to blow a fuse from the current surge of short circuits.

Mr Schmitt became hyster-ical when his circuits didn't work. D from BC

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D from BC

I wasn't expecting the "state-machine" Inquisition.

Tim

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Tim Williams

ANODEr happy user...

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Bob Officer

Daedalus pinched out a steaming pile of:

thread...

Why dont they amp their age?

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§ñühw¤£f

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