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1000 euro REWARD for smart meter electricity/gas/water disable tool.

Dutch:

Hallo,

Ik ken iemand die best wel wat wil betalen voor een tool waarmee hij/zij de electriciteit, gas en water van de buren kan uitschakelen zodat ze wat rustiger zijn =D

Dit zou tegenwoordig mogelijk kunnen zijn dankzij geinstalleerde zogenaamde "slimme meters" die mogelijkerwijze kwetsbaar zijn.

Wat dus gewenst is is een tool die de slimme meters van grote Nederlands Energie maatschappijen kan lamleggen.

Betaling zal als volgt plaats vinden:

  1. De hacker zal eerst door de nader te speciferen stad rijden of lopen en alle energie meters uitschakkelen tijdens de avond/nacht, de bedoeling hiervan is om de media te halen als bewijs dat het werkt.

  1. De hacker zal een video opnemen op de dag van de cyber aanval om te bewijzen dat de tool werkt.

  2. Deze video zal vervolgens aan mij geleverd worden als bewijs materiaal dat de tool werkt.

  1. Vervolgens zal de tool verkocht worden aan mij voor 500 euro ;)

  2. If the tool really works than after 1 year another 500 euro's will be payed.

English:

Hello,

I know somebody that is willing to pay good money for a tool which he/she can use to disable the electricity, gas and water of the neighbours so that they will be a bit more quiet =D

This should nowadays be possible thanks to installed so-called "smart meters" which could be vunerable.

What is desired is a tool which can disable these smart meters of big Netherland Energy companies.

Payment shall proceed as follows:

  1. The hacker shall first drive or walk through a to-be-specified city and disable all energy meters during the evening/night, the goal is to reach the media as proof that it works.

  1. The hacker shall record a video on the day of the cyber attack as proof that the tool works.

  2. This video shall be delivered to me as proof that the tool works.

  1. Subsequently the tool shall be sold to me for 500 euro's ;)

  2. If the tool really works than after 1 year another 500 euro's will be payed.

Doei/Bye, Skybuck =D

Reply to
Skybuck Flying
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You do NOT know anything.

Take your retarded crap elsewhere.

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Bart!

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AK-47

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Reply to
Paul Hovnanian P.E.

Items #4 and #5 guarrantee that NOBODY will respond...

Reply to
Robert Baer

Let me know how to forward the address they should send the money order to.

It has nothing to do with smart meters, this is basic fundamental, get your hands dirty and just cut them off, tech.

Entirely unnecessary.

Idiot. One need only visit the premises of that neighbor.

If your neighbor is without basic utilities, drive by yourself and ask them. The doorbell not ringing will be a great first clue.

Sending the money order forthright will be a great proof that the offer is legit.

Agreed, I will sell you the tool I'd need to do this for 500 euros. Get your money order ready, I'll have and ship the tool the same day the money order is received.

The tool will work for dozens of years, if you oil it and sharpen it again as needed.

What kind of pathetic asshat wastes his time on stupid crap like this post? Get a life, or send a second money order and I will give instructions on that too.

Reply to
kony

The fun part is:

Wireless signals at the touch of a button ;)

Untraceable because of lack of measuring equipment ? ;)

Plausible denialibility: The neighbours meter must be faulty.

Plausible denialibility: The signal could have come from anywhere.

Extra pain possibility: flipping power on and off at 5 minute interval works very nicely at pissing people off.

Bye, Skybuck.

Reply to
Skybuck Flying

Did you have to re-quote 67 lines for that retarded response?

Reply to
Archimedes' Lever

One can only pray that you do something stupid like this and that the neighbor you piss off puts you in the ground where you belong.

Reply to
Archimedes' Lever

orks

There is a, presumably apocryphal story, about a gentleman of a certain nationality who was learning to play the bagpipes.

He lived in a house that had only gas service, no electrcity. It had an old fashioned 'bellows type' gas meter.

Every night, in order exercise his breathing capacity, but not disturb the neighbours he would blow back down the gas pipe.

Eventually the meter reader from the gas company turned up to read the meter and collect the money owing.

The meter reader found the readings somewhat confusing. But, after reading the meter twice and scratching his head, announced that he couldn't understand how, but the gas company appeared to owe the customer seven shillings and sixpence!

Now: To do that electronically??????????

Reply to
stan

These are English language newsgroups.

Simple:

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Take advantage of the fact that most people these days have very little practical knowhow and even if they do, most people do not own a key to open up their own meter cabinet.

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Reply to
Andrew Smallshaw

I'm surpised there wasn't a resulting court case. Gas meters are usually fairly easy to remove (you need to for certain types of gas work) and you can connect them back up in reverse if you so wish. They are urban legends of people who cut their gas bill in half by running the meter backwards one week a month.

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Reply to
Andrew Smallshaw

Trust me, if you hard bypass your power meter, it will only read a small amount of what you actually use.

It is difficult to hide such a bypass, however...

So you need a buried feed from the nearest street lamp!

Just kidding. Don't try this at home.

Reply to
Capt. Cave Man

Trip to Gitmo for Skybuck.............Priceless

Ed

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Reply to
Ed Medlin

I think somebody owes Mr SmallShaw 500 Euros.

Steve

Reply to
osr

Here in the midwest states they are, for the most part outside and huge. I doubt I could easily lift mine let alone reverse it.

Steve

Reply to
osr

So, you're advocating vandalism just so you do't have to hear the sounds of other people's joy?

I'd recommend a well-improvised explosive device. You could go to any farmer and get some ammonium nitrate and fuel oil.

Getting your hands on a real detonator might be somewhat of a challenge.

Good Luck! Rich

Reply to
Rich Grise

Can't you just call the local police to have the neighbors be quiet?

Or is that not allowed where you are from?

Michael

Reply to
mrdarrett

Odds are that their 'joy' is battery operated (nudge, nudge, wink, wink ;-)).

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Reply to
Paul Hovnanian P.E.

Here's to hoping that it goes off... on him!

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SoothSayer

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