Speedy is as Speedy Says

So, have you heard of aeroplanes?

** I repair only toasters !*&^%$#!

........... Phil

"PT" "Phil Allison"

** Freight planes have been flying between Melbourne and Sydney since the era of the DC3.

I have been ordering parts from Melbourne since about 1975 - sometimes delivered by mail and other times by courier.

Placing a small order late one day and receiving it first thing next morning for a mere $8 fee is impressive.

......... Phil

But you are so easily impressed, eh, Toaster-boy?

Yes, but there is a faction of school kids who think (and some of their teachers are convinced) they are "airplanes". Such barstardisation of the English language. :( Does this mean we will eventually see "Aeroplane Jelly" repackaged as "Airplane Jelly" ?

Cheers, Alan

Now there is an idea - such bastardisation of the human species = Phil Allison of ill-repute, the toaster-boy from Summer Hill.

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Melbourne, by phone, at

Sydney.

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Hill.

Shame Miss. Allison never believed those condom adds either.