Re: Toaster Repair

As much as your attempt at humour is appreciated you really need to get facts correct IF you are discussing our very own resident Toaster Tech.

1) Philthy does NOT have a boss (he is un-employable) 2) He runs (ha!) his own small hobby business from home. 3) A three week turn around is unheard of accomplishment for this guy (23hrs/day surfing the net) 4) After Philthy left Uni (and that's a story in itself) he was employed by the mob that repaired Flame Linears and he was allegedly dismissed for "upsetting" customers and that was 30 years ago.

Please keep up the good work as we all need a laugh ;-)

Regards TT

Maybe he does part-time toaster repairs for this company?

hmmmmmmmmm 23 hrs surfing the net , and 1 hour masterbating ..

he only got into uni , and that was from screwing the head guy , then he had to apply to attend , he , he , he, he,,,

Actually, that's not altogether surprising. Quite normal for engineers.

No wait, that would only be unsurprising if he actually *were* an engineer.

He cun spels like an enjuneer though.

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Philthy has *NO* qualifications at all. Not even a driver's licence!

He parted company with Sydney U after 2 years of an enjunearing (sic) course.

Ask him if you like, he is smarter than injunhears and should have been a Nobel Laureate:-))

Cheers TT

He types one handed you know ;-) Oh and he has the only computer monitor with a winshield washer/wiper attached :-))

Your nearly right there. He was alegedly chucked out (or so rumour has it) and it did involve head and a guy ;-) ;-)

Cheers TT

sigh, nothing like some loon trying to put someone down but inadvertently paying them compliments at the same time.

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Believe it or not I actually turned down a job a couple of years back, where one part of the job was actually *designing* toasters! (yes, right here in Sydney). I don't think I could have held my head up in aus.electronics being known as the chief toaster designer!! Actually, it was a pretty cool toaster, temperature controlled plates meant the toast could never burn. A perfect light brown every time. No idea if they ever got it to market.

And of course, the classic YouTube video must get an airing:

Dave.

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It's not clear that controlling the temperature of the plates prevents burning.

I'm still waiting for a toaster that does what I thought (naively) my first ever "electronic" toaster did, which was to watch the colour of the bread as it changed.

They guy who runs the company and owns a patent on some aspect of this recons that it does in trials they have done. He said you can leave the bread in there as long as you want, provided it follows the right temperature profile it will never burn.

Dave.

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Yesterday I spotted this sticker on a post (monorail?) at the end of the Pyrmont bridge (Sydney) :

I thought some on the group might appreciate it. (or be responsible for putting it there ? ;)

Nice! Who's going past there next?, a marker pen would be a tempting thing to carry ;-) It has almost become the unoffical mascot of the aus.electronics group, I never tire of the running jokes :->

Dave.

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