Had a chuckle last night when I heard on ABC news that Australia has offered to send 'nuclear specialists' to Japan to assist in the problems that they're having with their power plants. Australia, which runs one tinpot reactor that they purchased from Argentina of all countries, and which has zero operating experience with power reactors.
I presume that the response from Japan would have been whatever polite gesture diplomats use when they want to say 'thanks, but you must be joking'.