Need a new Ethernet cable?

I'd like the customers' names and contact numbers, please.

I have a barely-used building to sell them (known in some circles as "The Sydney Opera House"), in which to enjoy their new cables. For only a small additional fee, I can throw in a recently-repainted bridge to endulge their ocular senses during the performances.

Here's one for you

It should be noted

A) He had 2 short lengths of these cables and a very long length of normal CAT-5 in between.

B) He appears to have been using a MacBook Pro as the audio device.

C) He appears to be a total wanker.

Point C didn't need to be mentioned, as it comes part of the package with point B.

The firts half of the first paragraph screams "illiterate wanker."

The second half of the first paragraph screams "sponsored by AudioQuest."

The rest of it wasn't worth reading.

Not that one, but I did buy four Cat 6 cables today. Now I'm waiting for the NBN to roll out for them to be of any real use.

I like the bit about the hi-fi guys running their mp3 files :-)

Seriously, anyone who buys one of those things should have the rest of their money confiscated.

Sylvia.

Nup - I already sold it.

Sylvia.

I did laugh at the irony of your comment heh ;-)

They will by the vendors of monster cables and other such snake oil.

I suppose, but I was hoping I could be involved in the confiscation.

Sylvia.