I've had neough of Doof Doof

They might be stupid and they obviously have no ear for music and they obviously don't have any regard for their neighbours. But I bet they will come up with something worse than any revenge you try.

Some of those fertilisers you get at the local hardware/garden store are pretty good too. nothing like a squirt of 'blood n bone' in the AC

I like the Itching powder idea.......

But you are prolly right about the revenge thing as they sound a bit dodgy

howabout this one: use a thin, flat-bladed butter knife to peel back the door window rubber on their car. slip a few raw oysters inside.

very few people dismantle their door panels when the car stinks.

Of course its not that bad in winter, but summer is rapidly approaching.

You could try pumping CO into the AC, that'd permanently fix them.

Cheers Terry

microwave oven guts with a DIY horn antenna. point it at a window of the shed

Cheers Terry

My dad worked in a corrugated box plant when i was a kid. All of the inks they used, except the green came in a thick liquid form. The powdered green ink was an extremely fine powder that some of his co workers liked to toss into the huge fans they used to cool the plant in the summer time. If you got hit with it you looked like the "Incredible Hulk" for a few weeks, till the top layer or two of your skin wore off. It wouldn't wash out of their clothes, either. They finally had to build a separate store room for their inks to stop the morons from wasting ink and causing problems.

Forget the oysters. Pour a half pound of powdered pool chlorine into the doors. After a few humid days the chlorine will eat the doors off the car. A good rain would be even better. Just don't get down wind of it.

ROTFLMAO! Beautiful! I'll add that to my evil repertoire :)

Cheers Terry

Hi Michael,

thats hilarious. Obviously it was a boring job....

Cheers Terry

You need one of these:

A victory siren will soon sort em out!.

Now that's impressive !!!! But would it not be cheaper to bulldoze the garage with the stereo and the offenders inside?

Cheers, Alan

"Alan Rutlidge" But would it not be cheaper to bulldoze the garage with the stereo and the

I dunno Alan, everyone here so far has missed the perfect solution - "Give the culprits Phil Allison"!

Cheers Terry

Oh no, not PA and the squeaky Quads !!!! Personally I wouldn't wish PA on my worst enemy. It would be very slow and painful torture indeed.

Cheers, Alan

I would say a transient spike would kill the doof doof

I'm rather shocked, if not amused, that all the responses to this thread seem to condone rather silly pranks as the solution to your problem.

I can sympathise with your plight, but anyone with a remote understanding of human nature would realize that revenge is not going to achieve anything, let alone your objective of a peaceful nights sleep.

Does anyone here seriously think a few loud noises or nasty smells will make these guys stop? Far from it. Attack them and you can be sure they'll do even worse back to you. Sinking down to their level, or, if you follow some of the advice on offer here, even lower than their behaviour, will only result in an escalating feud likely to end with a molotov cocktail, assault charges, or both of you being forced to move by your other neighbours.

Have you tried diplomacy? Try reasoning with them. Explain, as you have done here, that you don't mind them having the odd party, but that you do need to be able to sleep at a reasonable hour. Don't threaten, and don't tell them you'll call the police. Say please. Try that.

Now, I'm not saying it will work. In fact, the chances are probably slim that it will. But it stands a far better chance of success than childish pranks, which stand an exactly ZERO percent chance of success, and a HUNDRED percent chance of making the problem worse.

If diplomacy fails then at least you can continure to complain to the council and police in good conscience. Take the high road.

Lionel...

OK a klystron with directive antenna and what is supposed to happen?

I was referring to the microwave oven guts. isn't that a klystron?

Bugger up their WiFi?

If they have wifi , log in and wipe the mp3 collection from the hard drives