Here's a better one!

"Phil Allison" the petulant old fart, stamped his foot and screamed....

** Weell - bugger me.

I think the Marist brothers did, on numerous occasions :-).

I never woulda thought of that one in a thousand years. > And I'm still not thinking it.

We know Philthy, we know :-).

Like in some pile of smelly bovine excreta.

You just KNOW that Philthy's obsession with excrement etc. will appear in every one of his posts sooner or later.

And now, here's Philthy's CLASSIC, and what a CLASSIC......................

>>>> ** Rod-f****ng-who? >>>> Rod-f****ing-Speed >>> Toaster Boy here knows exactly who Rod is only too well. >>> Back in the old days these two used to have some great punch ups on >>> aus.legal. >>> Probably why Philthy chooses to forget that Rod always used to win the >>> arguments ;-) > > ** TOTAL HOTCOCK!!!!!!!!! > > I have *never* lost an argument, with anyone, EVER, EVER, EVER !!!!!!!!! > BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! > This is better than one of Frank Burns' performances on M*A*S*H. > I can just see poor old Philthy, wrists flapping, red-faced, eyes bulging, > stamping the floor & crying 'NEVER, EVER, EVER.....STAMP, STAMP, > STAMP! > What I wouldn't give for a video of that performance :-). >> BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA............ >> (tears streaming

down face, holding sides so they don't split)

> ** AND, I know to remember my motherboard, unlike some > > lazy buggers!!!!!!!!! > I think I can be forgiven as I look after 5 desktops and 4 laptops in my > immediate family and business. > Not by Philthy. He NEVER forgives or forgets. Part of his Paranoid > Personality Disorder. Still, who cares?

ruff

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roughplanet
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Yeah, and doesn't Philthy deny every inch of it? As soon as the "bros" get a mention it sure ruffles his feathers. Memories / flashbacks of his schoolboy days perhaps?

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Alan Rutlidge

Coke and a Mars bar ?

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atec 77

LOL, yep heard that line in one of those Catholic confession jokes. Timeless.

They probably had pallet loads of Coke and boxes of Mars Bars stashed away for just such occasions.

How to avoid guilt - make that a Diet Coke with the Mars Bar. :P

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Alan Rutlidge

What does a catholic priest like best about having sex with twnty-nice year olds? : : : : : : : : : there's twenty of them

Cheers Terry

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Terry Given

Ah! Joke time eh? :-)

Two Catholic Priests are standing at the urinal. One looks over and checks out the other's penis and notices there is a Nicotine patch on the tip of his penis and says "You know they are to stop you from smoking and they should go on your arm."

The reply was "It does help, I'm down to two butts a day."

Cheers TT :-))

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TT
*What does a catholic priest like best about having sex with twenty one year olds?

He likes it best if there are twenty of them.

...thanks. I've told a few of my mates. Very funny.

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Mark

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